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New Taylor in the bag

September 15, 2026

Jonathan Taylor scored two touchdowns and provided Tommy Suitpants with 24.1 total fantasy points in their 117.8-86.4 victory over the Arctic Monkey Mafia in Week 1. This is the first win of the season for the Suitpants, who are looking to make a title run this year.

The 1-0 Suitpants will try and start a winning streak when the battle they 0-1 Fargin Iceholes in Week 2.